Doesn't think an 1800 page document is gonna fix my chronic halitosis.

Cherry tomatoes are amazing. Like religious experience amazing. Like little Jesus balls. ... Wait. That's not right. Strike that.

I've worked 2 blocks from the Hudson river all summer. Today, I walked out of my office and smelled fish for the first time.

Bret Favre - I know Mississippi sucks, but it's time to go home. No one wants to see you get hurt or - even worse - suck.

#fact I'm a badass

I wish everyone would read twistori.

I follow MAYBE five sports tweeters. (out of almost 200). Why is my screen full of tweets about Michael Vick?

RT @MUTEMATH: http://bit.ly/SVh8Y - new video "The Nerve"(Live in Tokyo)... WURD.

Got my head in the clouds and my feet in the mud. Need some changes.

Currently Browsing: http://i87ay.tk

US fakes coup: http://bit.ly/H5t15

you can't have #moreOf death.

Dunkin donuts sells salads. It's like a crack dealer offering aspirin...like a rabbi handing out condoms... Thanks, but not why I'm here

To be clear, I just ate a donut.

You can't have "more" aids. Can't be "more" invited... What else? #moreOf

probably gonna become addicted to SwitchABit in very short order.

Begniets and cafe au le at coffee call in baton rouge.

The line for the truck stop bathroom.

Uncle Mike's

I look as bad as the bathroom.

No. I did not. But I did so with my foot. Gross.

gonna meet with some real-time trending / social media peeps this week. should be interesting.